date:Jan 31, 2013
Don't you just hate it when you catch a fast-food commercial on TV and you get all hot and bothered? And you think to yourself, Man, I wanna bone that mascot so hard? And then all your waking moments are consumed by thoughts of getting it on with some costumed clown and chowing down on burgers post-coitus?
Oh, that's just Gut Check? Oh, OK.
Well this is awkward.
Seriously, though, there are some majorly boinkable mascots out there. Ones that just make you want to jump their bones. Park your